I’m not even thr u the entire album yeT
i know him. kinda.
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
you guise im babysitting 3 kids tomorrow and I have no idea who they are so I’m nervous
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
when people use emojis when you’re not using an iPhone and you just 🗿