rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

thefrogman:

Photos by Barry Bland/Rex Features [website]

[h/t: magicalnaturetour]

tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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theofficialmrsclaus:

“tell the class a little about yourself”

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.